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a mistake 

Yo dude you watch jake paul? what a mistake you are.
a mistake by An Idiot That Cant Write September 22, 2020

a mistake 

you,probably you. but also me.
bob:"did you hear timmy was born 9 months after valentine's day?
sally:yeah!that means hes a mistake!
a mistake by realgal June 12, 2018

a mistake 

the act of having sexual intercoarse, or anything sexual with large woman of any way shape or form. unless both of the parties are the same size. then in that case, have fun!
yo last night i got drunk at that party and had a mistake
a mistake by mcgudi April 28, 2007

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨ 

What Jellybean fans spam all over YouTube
It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨ 

A braindead quote from a braindead minecraft "youtube shortist" who told their braindead fans to spread it all across YouTube.
Cody: "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨"
Matthew: What the fuck are you saying?

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨ 

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments
If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨
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Pee Calculus

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