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Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.
"WOW you are such a matt"
A Matt by DisDaSing December 25, 2011
Words you can keep
To dress up for no apparent reason in the hope of being the centre of attention.
"Why are you wearing a suit? Are you going out?"
"No"
"Pulling a Matt?"
"Yes"
A Matt by Tomily April 14, 2010
A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia
Look! A Matt by that moonshine still
A Matt by AntiItalianHoosier October 27, 2020

A Matt Damon 

A Matt Damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film Team America World Police in the film Matt Damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a retard. It can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever
I can't believe you did that' my other friend 'what did he do' 'he pulled a matt damon
A Matt Damon by MonsterRave August 15, 2010

A Matt Turner 

A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner

Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.
A Matt Turner by WOWN3RD4LYFF August 3, 2011

A Matt Joke 

A joke that’s not funny.
Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.

A Matt Cooper 

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
A Matt Cooper by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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