A Matt Damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film Team America World Police in the film Matt Damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a retard. It can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever
I can't believe you did that' my other friend 'what did he do' 'he pulled a mattdamon
A MattTurner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*