An Eleanor Sweet

The act of disguising yourself to live among humans when you're actually a 3 foot tall dwarf.

Person 1: hey was that a toddler with purple hair?
Person 2: nah it was just an Eleanor Sweet

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

A Georgia Martin

The act of pretending to be an edgy British teen when you're actually a hardcore American

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

The act of pretending to be straight when you're actually sexually attracted to your computer.

Person 1: she's so hot
Person 2: mate you're such a Peter Visagie

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

The act of pretending you're a heavyweight when you're actually a massive lightweight who is sick after one drink

Person 1: I'm gonna not be sick tonight
Person 2: omg you're such a hannah Nicholls

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017