SweetNips69's definitions

A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

An Eleanor Sweet

The act of disguising yourself to live among humans when you're actually a 3 foot tall dwarf.

Person 1: hey was that a toddler with purple hair?
Person 2: nah it was just an Eleanor Sweet

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

A Hannah Nicholls

The act of pretending you're a heavyweight when you're actually a massive lightweight who is sick after one drink

Person 1: I'm gonna not be sick tonight
Person 2: omg you're such a hannah Nicholls

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

A Georgia Martin

The act of pretending to be an edgy British teen when you're actually a hardcore American

Person 1: God Save the Queen!
Person 2: you're such a Georgia Martin

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.

Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

A Peter Visagie

The act of pretending to be straight when you're actually sexually attracted to your computer.

Person 1: she's so hot
Person 2: mate you're such a Peter Visagie

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017