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Definitions by SweetNips69

A Matt Cooper 

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
A Matt Cooper by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

An Eleanor Sweet 

The act of disguising yourself to live among humans when you're actually a 3 foot tall dwarf.
Person 1: hey was that a toddler with purple hair?
Person 2: nah it was just an Eleanor Sweet

A Hannah Nicholls

The act of pretending you're a heavyweight when you're actually a massive lightweight who is sick after one drink
Person 1: I'm gonna not be sick tonight
Person 2: omg you're such a hannah Nicholls

A Georgia Martin 

The act of pretending to be an edgy British teen when you're actually a hardcore American
Person 1: God Save the Queen!
Person 2: you're such a Georgia Martin

A Jake Brightman 

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman

A Peter Visagie 

The act of pretending to be straight when you're actually sexually attracted to your computer.
Person 1: she's so hot
Person 2: mate you're such a Peter Visagie
A Peter Visagie by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017