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a massive cunt
a massive cunt by lank123 October 7, 2017
a massive prick
a massive prick by amogus spotted May 23, 2021
Taking a massive
Taking a massive by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019
sac it like a massive bellend
sac it like a massive bellend by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006
Vinnie has a massive dick piercing
Vinnie is a beautiful man that likes to pierce body,especially is penis. His dick rangers from around 20 to 30 inches. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Vinnie has a massive dick piercing by Vinnie is sometelse August 14, 2021
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
Does Rudy have a massive shlong by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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