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I heard she's keeping track of who comes in late and then runs to the boss. She's such a Jill.
A Jill by Gargoyleknob April 29, 2024
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a Jill job 

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.
Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.
a Jill job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Pulling a Jill 

A form or fashion of skipping school because you dont "feel good" or just want to hang with friends
Hey, are you going to school today?

no I'm pulling a jill.
Pulling a Jill by jesusandals May 25, 2022

Pull A Jill 

Incompetent work; piss-poor performance; a just plain moronic thing to do.
All you had to do was copy and paste the text! Way to pull a Jill.
Pull A Jill by bzak2000 August 31, 2010

Finding a Jill 

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
Finding a Jill by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019

Pull a Jill 

When you leave a double-number tile unresolved in a game of dominos, like Jill does all the time.
I removed me double, see? I wouldn't pull a Jill like that...
Pull a Jill by HunterToo July 7, 2022

have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"
A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.
have a date with Jill by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012
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