A Jamie Moment 

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”

A Jamie Moment by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

A Jamie Moment 

A Jamie moment is near enough copying the actions of Jamie Slim Jim this can be done either by no-lifing a game for a month or so before calling it a really bad game because Harry beat him after playing for a matter of 5 hours another sign of someone having a Jamie moment is just speaking pure waffle such as "Your head is bigger than your thumb"

Ahhh he's having a Jamie moment, he's not speaking English again to try and some cheap laughs from Aiden

A Jamie Moment by H innit caaaaammmmon September 5, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012