A Jessica
It’s when you hit a few cars, but still roll a blunt for your friends. A Jessica might make mistakes but is always willing to make it up and help everyone.
A Jessica by BlueberryIndica January 31, 2021
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A Jessica
To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
A Jessica by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021
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A Jessica
Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first
A Jessica by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021
A Jessica Sophie Spencer
To be a total stuck up self centred mutt who only thinks of themselves, usually has multiple sexual partners and diseases and has no self respect, must be very judgemental of all around and blames all for own mistakes.
A Jessica Sophie Spencer by Bysaa August 2, 2014
Pull a Jessica Simpson
Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
Pull a Jessica Simpson by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
Doing a Jessica
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
Doing a Jessica by personyperson August 23, 2020
Pull a Jessica
"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.
Pull a Jessica by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023
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