Skip to main content

Do a Harrow 

"Yo, bro, how much can you pay for this item. I want 70%".
"Sorry the best I can pay is 60%"
"Ahhh, don't do a Harrow on me!
Do a Harrow by JontyMF November 22, 2019

A Hardon Collider

When 2 male private parts touch accidentally or on purpose.
"Me and bro accidentally touched tips. It was a awkward Hardon Collider."
"Brian and Timothy had a Hardon Collider when they were squeezing between one another in that narrow passage."

Harboring a Wookie 

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.
<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!
Harboring a Wookie by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring a Groundhog 

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.
I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.
Harboring a Groundhog by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

Harboring a Fugitive 

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.
"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

harboring a deuce 

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
harboring a deuce by botschaftler December 17, 2012