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ugly as a hat full of arseholes 

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them
your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

a bag full of assholes 

a bag full of assholes by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Sillier than a bag full of assholes 

describing something or someone appearing homosexual.

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.