A Dustin

A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.

I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!

What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.

My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.

A Dustin by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023

A Dustin

A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.

I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!

What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.

My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.

A Dustin by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023

pulling a dustin fox 

Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.

Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....

pulling a dustin fox by duffle01 October 21, 2010

Pulling a Dustin 

When the job you are working at is so fucking stressful so you give up and leave in 3 day's.

Fuck this I'm Pulling a Dustin

Pulling a Dustin by Duck Manchester July 25, 2016

Pulling a Dustin 

1. Not knowing what to do or what is going on; oblivious
2. The act of disengaging while in the presence a conversation and then asking obvious questions after they have been answered multiple times.
3. Just not getting something that's simple and looking like an idiot.
4. Trying to guess what someone is talking about, then saying something that makes no sense and looking like an idiot.

-"So Mason, I got grounded big time for getting home late."
-"What? You had sex with an ape!?"
-"You're Pulling a Dustin"

-"Did you hear that Alex's car got wrecked and Alex got it fixed but it costed Alex a lot of money?"
-"Who's car? James's?"
-"Wow, you're so Pulling a Dustin"

Pulling a Dustin by Adam C-dawg June 5, 2008

dustin with a J 

A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.

He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.

Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".

It the informant for the guild peeps.

He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.

Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.

Dustin with a j, mothafuka switched me out last week for a cigg some next man's linked n spit on.

dustin with a J by The start July 12, 2022

Pull a Destiny 

Get High on Methamphetamine.

- Do You Know That Steve Failed His ACT Standardized Test?

- Wait, what? He Was Always The Teacher's Pet.

- Yeah, And He Decided It'll Be A Good Idea to Pull a Destiny a Night Before.

- LMFAO, What a Dickhead!

Pull a Destiny by Quoirky August 22, 2021