A Craig

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An immature, obnoxious and disrepectful young man. A Craig is quite easy to spot. He will most likely laugh very loudly at lewd jokes, walk like a gangsta when he's white,ignore you and hit on other girls behind your back, have his friend break up with you in a text message and always, ALWAYS forget to call.

Amanda--I liked Jeremy, but he was kinda a Craig.
Lili--Oh, man, that sucks. He seemed like such a nice guy!

A Craig by Snicky35353 August 2, 2009

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A Craig David

(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.

I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David

A Craig David by theslaughterhouseblog October 30, 2017

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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

a Craig Michael Thornton by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

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Pull a Craig

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

Pull a Craig by MadTrad February 23, 2022

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Pull a Craig

To leave completely unannounced and without anyone realizing.

Where did richard go? Did he pull a craig?

Pull a Craig by Bubbalukecrash May 22, 2011

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Pull a Craig

Telling your team-members that you will be leaving to get some rest … and never actually coming back effectively leaving them on their own. Named after a computer programmer, who has pulled this trick numerous times.

About 12 hours into the Hackathon Robyn decided to pull a Craig leaving his other team members to the late realization that they are now without a back-end developer.

Pull a Craig by Bericender November 11, 2014

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pull a craig

when you fuck up something that is almost impossible to fuck up or when your a slave to your bitch

oh man he Steve better not pull a craig or else im gonna kick him right in the chops

pull a craig by cccccccccccccccc March 16, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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