A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
to film your dad while he performs the sexual act of rubbing his (preferably bald) head all up in a large woman's buttcrack. most often followed by dressing as a horse and cavorting around all nude like, in a very faggish manner. and having buttsex.
Last night i decided to pull a connor and now I'm on my way to the nearest structure tall enough to put an end to my misery.