A Bear

A weird dog called teddy who is scared of everything

He is a bear

by Sheldon.,.lee.,.cooper July 19, 2018

A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.

"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.

by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025

a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012

A Bear Grylls

The sexual act of a girl sucking you off as you hang from the ceiling or beam and after you finish you proceed to drink your own piss. This can also be substituted by hanging from a tree, rope, pull up bar, etc. all by your ankles.

"I'm feeling like a Bear Grylls tonight, what about you?"

"I always enjoy a Bear Grylls while camping!"

by Clever2see October 5, 2011

Difference Between a Wolf and a Bear

The tail. Literally, the only thing discerning a bear from a wolf is the tail.

"Everybody knows the only difference between a wolf and a bear is the tail. Look it up, urbandictionary.com ."

by FoxyFazbear86 June 28, 2016

Build-A-Bear Reject

Monokuma

Monokuma: I know what you’re all thinking and no I am not a High Tech Build-A-Bear Reject!

by BuilderBuilder123 December 30, 2020

Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009