wetness

wetness- a college junior who gets excessively excited with drunken males on weekends/some weekdays. A common encounter with the "wetness" results in a hungover question to yourself, "did i piss the bed?" However, you tend to turn to your right or left and are face to face with the WETNESS.

I brought home wetness last night and took off my sheets prior to getting tough. Tough as shit.

by dryness December 6, 2010

wet

gangsta slang terminolgy for shooting somebody with a firearm. blood spillage causes clothes to become wet.

you just won the wet t-shirt contest muthafucka!! - Ice Cube

by iceveiled August 1, 2005

wet

- describes a conservative with liberal tendencies

- describes someone who's very wishy-washy and affected more by emotion rather than reason

my sociology teacher's wetter than a fish(!)

by alias826 June 22, 2012

wetness

pussy, sex

"I can't get enough of that wetness."

by bergulations November 20, 2008

wets

breast; boobs; big chest

yo look at ma's wets

by Tausha October 6, 2003

Wets

Alcoholic drinks. eg, beer, gin, Havana Club

Origin: shortening of "wet ones" (Edinburgh coloquilism)

"Colin had quite a few wets last night...."
"Tam, are you sinking wets this weekend?"
"Grahame bought all the wets that night"

Related:
"Wetfriendly" - Merry
"Wetnasty" - Inebriated
"Wetshy" - Teetotal, abstaining from alcohol

by Tam Devereux March 20, 2007

wet

Still drippin wet, brand spankin' new, super fresh, saucy

Damn nigga dem jordans is wet!

by This_Boy_Go December 3, 2008