Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
by Matt “Camron” Damon October 3, 2018
Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
by agb79 September 29, 2018
The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 24, 2018
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
by Political Operative October 7, 2018
Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.
by Braintank October 5, 2018
by JimmyRussells October 6, 2018
Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.
When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.
by colloquialist23 October 3, 2018