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9th December

the day where the kindest and funniest people where born!!
That person is the kindest and funniest person I've ever known, they're birthday has to be the 9th December!
9th December by jjkthbubs October 15, 2019

9th December

national send a tit pic to your boy friend.

no excuses
girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*

guy: oh thanks

9th December
9th December by sexcbeasan1343 December 9, 2021

December 9th 

December 9th is the day that everyone asks out their crush.

Happy hoodie season ☺️
Me: I like you
Crush:I feel the same

And that’s what you do on December 9th

December 9th 

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)
You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.

December 9th 

A bad bitch day. Anyone born on this day was, is, + will always be THAT bitch ;)
Damn i know she’s bad asf. Her birthday is December 9th
December 9th by Maadmadz October 16, 2019

December 9th 

national slap ass day!
December 9th is the best dawg!
December 9th by ye son October 17, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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