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9 January 

The World's Humour Anniversary. Before this date, the world's humour was *dead*.
On 9 January 2023, the world would celebrate its 21st Humour Anniversary.
9 January by yavuh January 8, 2023
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9 january • january 9 • january 9 2006 • 9/11 • 9 • 9 year old • 9+10 • 9/10/21 • 9.7 • 9 ball
People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper”
January 9 by keehoho October 23, 2019
January 9 is the best day ever you will never go wrong with this day it’s the most important day ever it’s just such an amazing day that you can’t even explain how great it is.
It’s when bad bitches and real niggas are born
You regular bitches and niggas can’t relate to a real a January 9 born
January 9 by Stylebynita October 16, 2019
People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.
“Hey did you know that Bencsik Gábor’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why he’s such a keeper”
January 9 by TheHydes January 8, 2020
Ask your crush on a date!

Today is the day to ask your crush out. Do it, take your shot
Person 1: Wanna you know date maybe? Crush: Sure!
January 9
January 9 by Maria4765 January 8, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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