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A stereotypical Muslim who arrives late to everything, or a procastinator
Jamal is such a 9/12
9/12 by gandhiland February 22, 2017
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The sequel of 9/11 but it's preformed in 3001
Bro did you here of 9/12
No
It'll happen in like 1000 years
9/12 by Cursed_Gamer69420 9/11 March 23, 2024
Meaning " I L U " when converting numbers to letters

A = 1

Z = 26
Example :

To someone you secretly love : "Hey, 9 12 21!"
9 12 21 by tk154 December 22, 2010
The day the 'wannabe patriots' decided that they love America too.
On 9/10/01, hardly anybody had a US flag hanging on their house or stuck on their car window. When 9/12/01 rolled around, everyone had flags or bumpers stickers saying, 'God Bless America'.
9/12/01 by Shawn B. May 2, 2003

9/12 Joke 

An offensive joke that is entirely way too soon.
"What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?"
- The New York Jets.

"What do the South Pole and Virginia Tech have in common?"
- They're both -32.

"9/12 Joke!!! ... too soon!!!!"
9/12 Joke by birth control November 15, 2009

9-12 year olds 

a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.

the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014

P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
The day Boca Juniors died in Madrid
Y VA EL TERCERO Y VA EL TERCERO Y GOL DE RIVER GOL DE RIVER GOOOOOOOOOOL. Hoy 9/12/18 Boca murió en Madrid
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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