8 year old 

A child who watches Minecraft videos and is obsessed with playing Roblox. They enjoy eating sandwiches and doritos. They will constantly rage and flip out if they lose a match in a game.

Kevin, you are being such an 8 year old.

8 year old by sodapop. February 11, 2021

8 year old 

Annoying little fucks that call you fuck face and shit head and play cod all day, they don't even know what the insults they say mean, they're annoying little fucks

This was on cod one time

Me: kid stop shooting at your own team
8 year old: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FICKING FAG!!!!!

Me: ok, dumbass

8 year old by Rhdbdhdhejdgeheb March 26, 2016

8 year old 

Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl

Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds

A smart person: am calling fbi

8 year old by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020

8 year old 

8 year olds are very annoying people who chat like they are little kids while on some random minecraft server or whatnot.

Example: An 8 year old just said something in really fucking broken english like a little kid.

8 year old by DictionaryOfGods March 3, 2023

8 year old 

Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old

12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!

8 year old by Himynamesjo192919 May 7, 2022

8 Year Old 

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.

Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.

8 Year Old by Rekt_boi4269 November 24, 2021

8 year old non virgin 

An 8 year old who's had sex before

Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"

8 year old non virgin by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023