you've reached the ultimate form of bored that you went vertically on the number pad. why. think about what you just did. go back to doing your homework now.
Timothy bought 741852963 bagels and realized that that was the numbers vertical on a numpad. what a nerd
A bored person who decided to write down all the numbers on his/her numberpad.
There are 3 rows which contain 3 numbers each:
1st row: 741 2nd row: 852 3rd row: 963
Person: I'm kind of bored.
*goes on urban dictionary and types 741852963 and tries to find a definition to laugh*
Person: Nevermind, there is no definition for it. I'm going to define it instead so people can see this someday.
When you are so bored and you already typed in "1234567890" and "0987654321" so you num lock your keyboard and start typing the letters from left to right downwards.
You've reached the ultimate form of bored that you went vertically on the number pad twice. Why. think about what you just did. Go back to doing your homework now.
Timothy bought 741852963741852963 bagels and realized that that was the numbers vertical on a Numpad. What a nerd
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.