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72 virgins 

72 virgins refers to an unverified hadith in Islam that says believers in heaven may receive 72 maiden women. However this hadith is unverified and possibly fabricated, as authentic hadith points more to 2 maiden women, not 72. This trope has been popularized in media and satire.
72 virgins? Really? Sounds made up dude! I think it's more like 2 maiden women.
72 virgins by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
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72 virgins and a river of wine 

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.
Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

72 virgins and a river of wine 

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026