7 inch 

Professional bum fighter who consumes over 27000 kilos of crack cocaine every hour depending on his current mood

Ayo 7 inch knocked a nigga out today.

7 inch by Watermelony felony April 8, 2020

7 inch dick 

when your dick is to big enough to touch your asshole

talk to me when your 7 inch dick fucks yourself

7 inch dick by small penis disorder12 April 15, 2017

7 inch monster cock 

kian

"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia

7 inch monster cock by bossman666 October 6, 2019

7 inch monitor 

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.

I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.

7 inch monitor by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet 

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet by Jerzley July 30, 2006

7/16 of an inch 

the distance between the "A" key and the "caps lock" key on a keyboard.

"That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot."

7/16 of an inch by nathan November 5, 2003

7/16 of an inch 

The above author has 7/16 of an inch penis because his example is a blatant ripoff of Maddox and he does not credit him one bit.

I want to shove a knife 7/16 of an inch times a thousand into the above author's throat.

7/16 of an inch by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger December 28, 2005