The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST
Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.
by BruhToDone April 17, 2020
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69 (sixty-nine) is a number following 68 and preceding 70.
The aliquot sum of sixty-nine is 27 within the aliquot sequence (69,27,13,1,0) 69 being the third composite number in the 13-aliquot tree.
69 is a semiprime. Furthermore, since the two factors of 69 are both Gaussian primes, 69 is a Blum integer.Adding up the divisors of 1 through 9 gives 69. 69 is a lucky number. Because 69 has an odd number of 1s in its binary representation, it is sometimes called an "odious number." Of note is that 692 (4761) and 693 (328509) together use every decimal digit from 0-9. 69 is equal to 105 octal, while 105 is equal to 69 hexadecimal. This same property can be applied to all numbers from 64 to 69.
On many handheld scientific and graphing calculators, the highest factorial that can be calculated, due to memory limitations, is 69! or about 1.711224524Γ—10^98. 69 is the smallest number where n^2 and n^3 contain all digits exactly once.
Poor old guy, doesn't know how 69 really great is.
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Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.
The two girls were in a 69, licking each other's pussies.
by starflier December 08, 2003
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the funi secks number 😳😳😳 haha is funi cuz its a secks postion ha ha amirite redditors????
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The number that comes after 68
"Dude, those girls over there are into 69!"
"Can they help me with my algebra homework?"
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when a girl lays on a man and sucks on his cock and the man sticks his tounge in and out of her pussy making her moan.
Charlie:watching tv in the living room
Jason and Leandra:walk into Leandra's room and lock the door
Charlie: oh fuck they're going to 69
Jason:suck my cock harder bitch!!!
Leandra:screaming "oh god oh yes harder jason go faster!!!"
Jason: you like that!
Leandra:yes yes yes yes yes dont stop
Charlie:damn hes really eating her out
Charlie:wow leandra must be good at sucking cocks
Jason:holy fuck you suck my cock really fast and hard
Leandra:jason i love when we 69 it feels so fucking good
Jason and Leandra walk out
Charlie: you know i was listening the whole time
Leandra:yeah why do you think we did it
Jason: lol
Leandra: lol
Charlie:wtf lol
by jason_boy October 27, 2007
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