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Thulium
Atomic number 69
Group, block group n/a, f-block
Period period 6
Element category lanthanide
Standard atomic weight (±) (Ar) 168.93422(2)1
Electron configuration Xe 4f13 6s2
per shell
2, 8, 18, 31, 8, 2
Physical properties
Phase solid
Melting point 1818 K (1545 °C, 2813 °F)
Boiling point 2223 K (1950 °C, 3542 °F)
Density near r.t. 9.32 g/cm3
when liquid, at m.p. 8.56 g/cm3
Heat of fusion 16.84 kJ/mol
Heat of vaporization 191 kJ/mol
Molar heat capacity 27.03 J/(mol·K)
vapor pressure
P (Pa) 1 10 100 1 k 10 k 100 k
at T (K) 1117 1235 1381 1570 (1821) (2217)
Atomic properties
Oxidation states 2, 3 (a basic oxide)
Electronegativity Pauling scale: 1.25
Ionization energies 1st: 596.7 kJ/mol
2nd: 1160 kJ/mol
3rd: 2285 kJ/mol
Atomic radius empirical: 176 pm
Covalent radius 190±10 pm
Miscellanea
Crystal structure hexagonal close-packed (hcp) Hexagonal close packed crystal structure for thulium
Thermal expansion poly: 13.3 µm/(m·K) (at r.t.)
Thermal conductivity 16.9 W/(m·K)
Electrical resistivity poly: 676 nΩ·m (at r.t.)
Magnetic ordering paramagnetic (at 300 K)
Young's modulus 74.0 GPa
Shear modulus 30.5 GPa
Bulk modulus 44.5 GPa
Poisson ratio 0.213
Vickers hardness 470–650 MPa
Brinell hardness 470–900 MPa
CAS Number 7440-30-4
History
Naming after Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia
Discovery and first isolation Per Teodor Cleve (1879)

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