69

The number that comes after 68

"Dude, those girls over there are into 69!"
"Can they help me with my algebra homework?"

by Xenoslyce December 9, 2018

69

Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

The two girls were in a 69, licking each other's pussies.

by starflier December 8, 2003

69

The ultimate math paradox.

"What's the square root of 69?"

"Ate something.

by Magnum "Tigga Plz" March 15, 2009

69

a really overrated number that boys obsess over. this should stop

cade: I came back to 69 messages on my phone
Boy: OOOOOOO

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

69

Guys...It's just a number...Yall are so dirty-minded.

Person 1: How much money do you have?
Person 2: 69 Bucks, why?
Person 1: Haha...69...
Person 2: Bruh!

by I didn't use my real name! March 31, 2022

69

A simple number between 68 and 70.

How old is your father?

He's 69 why?

Okay.

by DerK_ January 25, 2022

69

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.

Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019