The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST
Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.
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Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?
Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!
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A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.
Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".
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Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.

babe after this movie wanna 69?
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69 (sixty-nine) is a number following 68 and preceding 70.
The aliquot sum of sixty-nine is 27 within the aliquot sequence (69,27,13,1,0) 69 being the third composite number in the 13-aliquot tree.
69 is a semiprime. Furthermore, since the two factors of 69 are both Gaussian primes, 69 is a Blum integer.Adding up the divisors of 1 through 9 gives 69. 69 is a lucky number. Because 69 has an odd number of 1s in its binary representation, it is sometimes called an "odious number." Of note is that 692 (4761) and 693 (328509) together use every decimal digit from 0-9. 69 is equal to 105 octal, while 105 is equal to 69 hexadecimal. This same property can be applied to all numbers from 64 to 69.
On many handheld scientific and graphing calculators, the highest factorial that can be calculated, due to memory limitations, is 69! or about 1.711224524×10^98. 69 is the smallest number where n^2 and n^3 contain all digits exactly once.
Poor old guy, doesn't know how 69 really great is.
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Guys...It's just a number...Yall are so dirty-minded.
Person 1: How much money do you have?
Person 2: 69 Bucks, why?
Person 1: Haha...69...
Person 2: Bruh!
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It's the funny number because upside down its 96!

(Seriously do not ruin kids innocence, Kk my g?)
Person 1: Look it's 69!
Person 2: Well you know what that means..
Person 1: Yeah 96!
Person 2: Yeah!

What were you thinking?
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