The 600m dash is an indoor track running event. The people that run it are crazy because they can expect to at least throw up soon after finishing. You sprint for 600m and die at the end. And then for some reason the next time your coach asks who will run it, you volunteer, completely forgetting how shitty it is.
"Who wants to run the 600m dash?"
Raises hand.
Runs the 600.
Dies.
Comes back to life and volunteers again for the next meet.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!