5th of July

Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.

After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.

The 5th of July is the best day ever!

Everyone got trashed this 5th of July

by Remmy and AJ July 20, 2008

5th of July

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

by iheartyouuu_2 January 26, 2022

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019

5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 2, 2019

5th july

If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you

Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
😚😚
Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july

by Paws 🐾 November 30, 2019