500 dollars

The value of any piece of resin art created by Don from Glitz n Glitter.

Don: You know how much this is going on eBay for?
Michelle: Don't say it.
Don: 500 dollars.

500 dollars by PrairieDogBurrito February 15, 2026

500 dollars

The value of any piece of resin art created by Mr. Glitz and sold on eBay.

Don: You know how much I'm selling this for?
Michelle: Don't say it.
Don: 500 dollars

500 dollars by PrairieDogBurrito February 15, 2026

500 dollar lane 

The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.

(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)

Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.

500 dollar lane by creaternity May 12, 2006