5 year olds

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins

Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music

5 year olds by 6th Grader Teacher April 7, 2020

Get merch

Get the 5 year olds mug.

See more merch

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

5 year olds by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

Get merch

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

5 year olds by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Get merch

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

Get merch