5 Stages of Being Ginger 

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

5 Stages of Being Ginger by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

5 Stages of Trumpgrief 

The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.

The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.

5 Stages of Trumpgrief by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

5 Stages of Grief 

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

5 Stages of Grief by Ragondin November 18, 2020

Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

Stage 5 Clinger by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer 

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer by my name is not billy July 27, 2020

Stage 5 

A needy person, usually a hook-up who is getting too serious too quickly.

Short for "Stage 5 Clinger" - (see "Stage 5 Clinger")

I think I have to ditch her. She's called me three times today, and won't stop asking who I'm with and when she can see me again. She's a stage 5, for sure.

Stage 5 by keitheydee August 10, 2010