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5 september 

If your birthday is on 5 september your very lucky and pretty and beautiful and yes so yeah i could write a whole book about it👽
‘’Omg isnt her birthday on 5 september?’’
‘’Yea she is so lucky ommmgg’’
5 september by Aaaali February 14, 2021
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September 5

An amazing, creative, funny, cute, smart (and etc) person was born on this day! Will do anything for their friends and has a big heart that often gets taken for granted. Keep the person born on this day close. You’ll never meet anyone like them.
Guy one: Hey, you see that girl over there? She’s my dream girl. She’s so beautiful!

Guy two: she must’ve been born on September 5th.
September 5 by YoursTrulyAmor October 29, 2019

September 5

Masturbate on a Zoom video day.
On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.
September 5 by hdizawg July 14, 2020

September 5, 2020 

A normal day when nothing special will happen.
I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.
September 5, 2020 by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.
On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.
September 5 by It'sAsh September 5, 2009

September 5

people born on this day have the n word pass
bro you can’t say that!

yeah i can! i was born on September 5!
September 5 by Yes_Sir88 October 28, 2019

September 5

September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means
September 5 by hey what the fuck September 3, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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