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5 Law of Attraction 

So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable

Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga

Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026