401 (k)

When a younger woman seeks out a much older, wealthy man to marry, with the sole purpose of inheriting his estate.

"She's not in love with him. He's just her 401 (k)!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

401 K

What you know longer have because of the economy.

Bob "Hey Jim do u still have a 401 K?"
Jim "No..."
Bob "Me neither..."

by hhHhhhhHkkksssS August 19, 2010

401-Gay

an elderly LGBTQ+ person of wealth with whom the beneficiary will spend approximately ten years before inheriting said wealth and retiring.

I'm typically not into older men, but I really haven't saved for retirement. I think I should visit Shady Pines and invest in a 401-Gay.

by OxfordDidIt June 20, 2023

401 g

A 401g is the stockpile of weed a person accumulates when they keep a little bit of weed from each amount they've previously purchased, for emergency purposes.

Dang, I'm out of weed but I only just started investing in my 401 g

by yikesss December 11, 2015

Hwy 401

The longest highway in Ontario, and is a great way to waste your time in the GTA.

"F*ck the Hwy 401 I'll just take the Hwy 407"
*24 hours later* "Change, got any spare change?"

by Pvz and Car fan December 29, 2021

401(k)

A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.

Guy #1: I'm on easy street now, I got myself a 401(k).
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a guy down in Miami who can hook you up.
Guy #2: Sweet.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 20, 2018