4 s's

a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. The s's stand for: Shit, Shower, Spunk, Shave

Wife: Are you ready to go for a meal?

Man: No, just need to have the 4 s's

Wife: Well just don't fill the bowl again

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4 S's

The four things a man does to get ready everyday.

Shower
Shit
Shampoo
Shave

4 S's by Jimmy Davenport January 29, 2008

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Shit, Shower, Sin, Sleep

The acts performed in order at night that are 1) taking a crap, 2) taking a shower, 3) jerking off then 4) going to bed.

You guys gotta leave my house soon, almost time for the 4 S's.

The 4 S's by Markus S. December 30, 2008

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Noun. Slang for zombie. Made popular by Rob Zombie in his song on the Devils wing.

Man! That S.S.4 is making scary noises! Said the monster hunter

S.S.4 by B-rizzle December 14, 2018

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A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

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4-4's to 1984 Cadillac rims w/ '84 spokes. Most people incorrectly assume 4-4s refer to 4 24 in. rims. However, they're clearly not hood.

"4-4's to 24's I'm subject to glide mayne"
-Trae, Swang

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This means you are very attractive. You love little children and have a strange obsession over big sexy Mexicans.

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