A sarcastic statement that suggests that the actual event/action/concept isn't very challenging to grasp or perform, and moreso aims to critique someone (sometimes oneself) for their inability to do something relatively easy.
a)
Person 1 is tries to drink a soda and misses their mouth, spilling their drink all over their shirt.
Person 2: Wow! Drinking soda 2hard!
b)
Person 1 is chatting to Person 2 online:
Person 1: Their over at your house, then?
Person 1: There*
Person 1: Thet're**
Person 1: AHH! pkofspgokdfg
Person 2: Lol you okay?
Person 1: SPELLING 2HARD.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'