26th September

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

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Day when short people are born

It's 26th September, day when short people are born

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Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans

its 26th september yk what we have to do

26th September by giojanna September 22, 2021

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The 26th September is national love-your-bf-day.
Show him how much you love him, by giving him a bj

Gf : Hey babe What day is ist today ?

Bf : Heyy, ist 26th September …
Gf : lay down babe

Bf : you will get a new hairstyle today babe

26th September by TS Love September 26, 2022

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September 26th

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

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Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

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Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

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