26th September

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021

It's 26th September, day when short people are born

by ilovecheestos August 28, 2021

by giojanna September 22, 2021

September 26th

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

by Gigga chad July 13, 2022

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

by Repeat it September 16, 2021

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

by BFlr69 September 26, 2021