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This is the day in which you must grab your Gfs ass / Your Bf Dick if you really love them
It’s August 14 gotta grab her ass since I love her so much.
by Anonymous person16 June 17, 2019

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Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?
by Anonymous person16 September 20, 2019

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Most Likely a short boy that is in love with Girls who’s names start with V’s
Elliott is in love with Vivian
by Anonymous person16 May 06, 2019

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To have been born wrong, be stupid and to not be able to be successful in life. A very cruel word only said to those you truly hate.
Your are so retarded.
by Anonymous person16 July 16, 2019

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