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May 22nd 

People born on May 22nd are here to change the history of this planet earth these people are hard workers, charismatic, have a quick mind, are eloquent with their words and achieve anything that they want and make the impossible possible because of the relentless work-ethic ala Kobe Bryant.They don’t give up at challenge that lives throws at them. They only want the best of life. The professions of the people can be anything they want like: politicians, doctors, lawyer, builders, actors or CEO of important companies.
People Born on May 22nd are kings and queens.
May 22nd by RainMakeh22 July 12, 2020

22nd of may 

National kiss your girlfriend day
Boy: "do you know what day it is?"

Girl: "no!?"

Boy:"its 22nd of may!"

*kisses*
22nd of may by Prezzo_the_g May 21, 2021

may 22nd 2005 

if u were born on may 22nd 2005 u r automatically fabulous. no more needs to be said.
person 1: hey when’s ur bday ?

person 2: its may 22nd 2005

person 1: holy fuck ! that means ur fabulous!

person 2: i know right ;)))
may 22nd 2005 by catpiss101 March 26, 2021

May 22nd 

The day where you will meet the man or woman of your life
On may 22nd this boy John, I vibe so much with him, we are meant for life together.

On may22nd this wonderful girl Jessica, she vibes wit me so quickly, only after talking to her for one day. I know we’ll spend the rest of our lives together
May 22nd by Jamie Drans October 29, 2019

May 22nd 

May 22nd by Joe mom mma May 20, 2020

May 22nd 

Ask out your girl bestfriend, and give her that hoodie, with a hug day.
Make that pretty girls day, she’s your girl best friend. It’s proven that a boys hoodie given to a girl can make her extremely happier mentally, and clearly warm hugs from your boy bestie is wow ! Get ready to confess boys on May 22nd
May 22nd by Sheesh69 May 18, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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