2 Mile

Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.

"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"

2 Mile by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009

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2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

2-mile spanking line by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

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The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

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A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

A DAMN 2 MILES by MG masterov November 6, 2016

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2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

2,680 miles by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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