2 Mile 

Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.

"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"

2 Mile by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009

2-mile spanking line 

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

2-mile spanking line by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

A DAMN 2 MILES 

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

A DAMN 2 MILES by MG masterov November 6, 2016

2,680 miles 

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

2,680 miles by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019