Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.
"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"
"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.