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Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.
"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
2 Mile by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009
Hawaii. A way of going all out, over the top, with being funny or supporting.
Me: Whoa, Alema you really went 2 millz for this costume party!

Alema: Yeah hah!
2 Millz by Tiare777 October 29, 2011
A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
2% Milk by PopplerPopper January 1, 2021
When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
2% Milf by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

2 millimeter defeater 

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge
Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater

2 millimeter defeater 

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class
"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE
2 millimeter defeater by uwuga January 13, 2022