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2 Mile
Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.
"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"
"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"
"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
2 Mile by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009
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2% Milk
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
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2% Milf
When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
2% Milf by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
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