2 mil

2 mil is the definition of someone always bragging about what they bought and what it cost

Oh 2 mil just told bragged about his his brand new phone and JBL speaker

by Malboer July 12, 2021

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2 Mile

Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.

"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"

by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009

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2 Millz

Hawaii. A way of going all out, over the top, with being funny or supporting.

Me: Whoa, Alema you really went 2 millz for this costume party!

Alema: Yeah hah!

by Tiare777 October 29, 2011

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2% Milk

A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.

Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha

by PopplerPopper January 1, 2021

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2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

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