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gay as 2 dicks touching
gay as 2 dicks touching by migumbo October 25, 2009
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sick like 2 dicks
An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.
Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".
sick like 2 dicks by JDLush May 30, 2006
dog with 2 dicks
dog with 2 dicks by Thibor November 8, 2006
2 Dick Needy
A phrase used to describe a girl who sleeps with more than one guy at a time. The number can be interchanged with others to fit the amount of guys that the girl is with.
2 Dick Needy by Notquitenough April 27, 2014
2 Handed Dick Slam
It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
2 Handed Dick Slam by Hoss42 March 15, 2010
2 inch dick
2 inch dick by hahaz April 4, 2009
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