2:00 pretty Share definition Flag A girl that isn't pretty enough to do sober, but is downright doable after you've had a few beers and the bar is closing. "Hey man, what do you think about the new girl?" "She's 2:00 pretty." 2:00 pretty by rutipz2 October 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the 2:00 pretty mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch