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1st September 

the birthday of my beloved, the prettiest person I've ever seen<33
happy birthday my dear, I love you, I hope your day is going well and you're having much fun!!! <33
also pls don't forget that I'll always be on your side.
you're actually the only person I really love with my whole heart. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you, I really do <33 I'm so proud of you, you're doing great! good job, my dear.

happy birthday again, my love.
xx:WHAT'S ON 1ST SEPTEMBER??

me: THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST PERSON IJ THE WHOLE WORLD!!
xx: YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY A
me: YEEYE :D
1st September by Liam lol? September 1, 2021
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September 1st 

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.
"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

September 1st, 1989 

Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.
Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers

Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf

Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)

September 1st 

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)
(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL
September 1st by Andrewchuuwu November 24, 2019

September 1st 

National post your Bestfriends day. Give your bestfriend some appreciation.
Betty : It’s September 1st. I need to post a picture of us on Snapchat and Instagram!

Lucas : Let’s take a picture than.
September 1st by peopletookallmyideas September 1, 2021

September 1st 

Confess you love to your crush and ask for their sweatshirt even if they reject you
You: hey I like you
Crush:sorry I just wanna be friends
You: Well I still want my sweatshirt it’s September 1st
September 1st by CameFromTikTok October 27, 2019

september 1st 

Only the barest bitches are born on september 1st. If you’re born on september 16th ur wack asf
“wow ur born september 1st”

“yes ma’am”

“your fun”
september 1st by papaida October 25, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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