16 year old

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16 year olds tend to think they're older and more experienced than any person younger than them due to the government and society constantly kissing their asses about how they're able to drive, fuck, or get a job. As well in Europe, most 16 year olds are allowed to drink alcohol and nobody gives a fuck. In reality, this is what will literally bring the downfall of the world.

Hitler will rise again from a raging grudge from his younger years against being slandered by ageism from 16 year olds, and having children fucking, driving, and working is unhealthy for humanity as well.

16 year old by Commandramon October 8, 2014

16 year old girl

Fan of a boy band. Goes crazy if they are mentioned.

A: OMG!!! I JUST GOT ONE DIRECTION TICKETS LIKE OMG!!!!!!
B: What are you, a 16 year old girl?

16 year old girl by LogicPerson March 21, 2014

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16 year old girl

Girl that considers herself a virgin because she only fucks up the butt. Usualy snotty and will fuck anything that walks.

16 year old girl: Im still a virgin because I only take it up the butt

16 year old girl by Maitland FL January 2, 2009

16 Year Old Girl

A cunt that ruins everyones lives
Has blue short hair
has a iq of 3

Fuck 16 Year Old Girl's

16 Year Old Girl by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

16 year old girl

freshest age for a girl out there. she might still have acne like most teenagers but she still just recently bloomed into her adult body, and especially nowadays, is probably just as attractive and fresh as an 18 year old girl. can only admire her from afar though, in order to not catch a case.

-why tf do 16 year old girls nowadays have to look 21 man
-yeah I know bro, it's a hard time. waiting for 2 years is surely better than getting a beating from a high school girl's family and going to jail, though.

-facts.

16 year old girl by vinnie357325 May 1, 2022

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watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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