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14 September 

The most funniest and pengest people are born on this day. They are better than the other dates
Osama Bin Laden - Oh look the bomb was born on the 14 September so it's better than us
14 September by Mr Jarjis November 28, 2020
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14 september 

14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.
Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!

Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?
14 september by HellyeVictor December 2, 2019

14 september 

BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.
Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 14

Punch anyone named Chloe day
Sage-it’s September 14
Chloe-o shit

Sage-*uppercuts Chloe*
September 14 by Jedimaster69 November 4, 2019

september 14

if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.

September 14

People born on this day will be thicc. They shall be the thiccest of the thiccests. They will be so thicc that they fill up an entire room with their thiccness
Dude 1: hey wasn’t u born on September 14
Dude 2: yeah why
Dude 1: dats when thiccies are born
Dude 2: *inflates* uh oh
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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