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Scary; freaky. Originates from the television show "The Munsters", a show about a family of lovable freaks, who resided at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Joe: "Brozay, did you see Tom after he was in that car accident?"
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
1313 by stockman09 January 2, 2008
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Expression of the face of to get up and to get down the eyebrows without stopping.
- You are in love of that boy!! 1313

- Do you want to go out with me? 1313
1313 by Pipexix April 18, 2008
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fruity in the booty or in others words gay, in refrecnce of cell 13, block 13 in anime nanbaka when talking about all characters in relations to said cell and block. Can be used in general
max: that shits 1313 man
oliver: for real
1313 by emtymycuminurass December 17, 2021
Bein used 2 something, doesnt mean isok
u: "ur bf treats u lik garbage in frnt of evry1, y doesn't any1 say something?!"
"....its ok, im used 2 it..."
u: "1313 🖤"
1313 by Laanaa238 March 17, 2026

1313 Garfield 

The house that throws the sickest parties on all of campus
Dude, did you hear? Mary lost her v-card in a 1313 Garfield?
1313 Garfield by KrunkK August 11, 2010

Parliament act 1313 

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
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