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October 13 & April 14 

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.
October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

April 13 

The day when the most beautiful person was born.
Hello Claire, were you born on April 13? Because you are beautiful
April 13 by Cheese master69 November 29, 2019

April 13 

the day of the accursed webcomic, homestuck
april 13, 2009 was the day that the first page of the webcomic homestuck was posted
April 13 by soul overrun March 28, 2021

April 13 

you either searched this up for your birthday or for the unmentionable webcomic and you know why
So, April 13 is the anniversary of "the unmentionable webcomic's" first upload!
April 13 by brotherfuckerthegay October 22, 2019

April 13 

Homestuck's anniversary - the first panel of the infamous webcomic was uploaded on April 13th, 2009.
1. A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

2. Holy shit, it's April 13. Don't go to any convention or you'll see a shit ton of gray people.
April 13 by ChippieChippie May 3, 2020

April 13 

People are very good at basketball, Athletic asf, smart, funny, and very outgoing. In there free time they often spend with family or doing their favorite hobbies
P1: I wish I was born on April 13th so I could be lit
April 13 by Cars are cool 123 December 7, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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