12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020

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12:34 am

The time at which you should go to the sleepeth

Person A: What if you go to sleep
Person B: Nah, I'm not tired
Person A: But its 12:34 am
Person B: God damnit, now I have to sleep. Fuck you.

by Very Unaliveth January 26, 2021

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12:01 AM

A time that occurs one minute after 12:00 AM. Represented as 00:01 on a twelve-hour clock.

I went to sleep at 12:01 AM.

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

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It’s Tomorrow! It’s A New Day! 12:00 AM Is When Everyone Is Asleep Except People Who Does Not Wana Sleep! 12:00 AM Will Be October 5. It’s 2019 Right Now. More People Will Be Awake In The New Year To See The New Year.

The Time Is 12:00 AM.
The New Year Is Awesome.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 October 4, 2019

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I am 12 and what is this?

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.

Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?

by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017

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