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12 am rule 

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

up at 3:12 am

When someone is up really late, usually way past 2 am.
Friend 1: *awake in the middle of the night*
Friend 2: what is bro doing up at 3:12 AM?

i am 12 years old and what is this 

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

12:34 am 

The time at which you should go to the sleepeth
Person A: What if you go to sleep
Person B: Nah, I'm not tired
Person A: But its 12:34 am
Person B: God damnit, now I have to sleep. Fuck you.
12:34 am by Very Unaliveth January 26, 2021

12:01 AM 

A time that occurs one minute after 12:00 AM. Represented as 00:01 on a twelve-hour clock.
I went to sleep at 12:01 AM.

12:00 AM 

It’s Tomorrow! It’s A New Day! 12:00 AM Is When Everyone Is Asleep Except People Who Does Not Wana Sleep! 12:00 AM Will Be October 5. It’s 2019 Right Now. More People Will Be Awake In The New Year To See The New Year.
The Time Is 12:00 AM.
The New Year Is Awesome.