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11 September

Only stupid people and BITCHES were born on this day
If you have a friend who was born on that day, you are being watched by the devil. So run for your life if you want to live
THE DEVIL IS AN EVIL SPIRIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER AN BODY OF SOMEBODY BORN ON THIS DAY

11 September is a disaster so be careful on this day
11 September by BOLSE %====== December 15, 2020
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11 september

11 september, u gotta kiss some pretty boys and girls
11 september by user6194720492 September 9, 2021

11 September 1965 

Our world leader Bashar Hafez al Assad was bron on this glorious day
Did you know it’s the 11 September?
Yeah it’s the day Bashar was born suck dik
11 September 1965:
11 September 1965 by Bassad December 7, 2021

September 11

People born on this day are so freakin awesome. They possess qualities that make them unique, and being unique is like having perfect hair on a perfect day during the perfect season.
September 11 is on a Friday in 2020.
September 11 by godofchickens October 23, 2019

September 11

National bring your plane to work day!
Person 1 : I heard in 2001 on September 11 someone brought four jumbo jets to their office! What an awesome guy.

Person 2: It was four guys who brought four. But I think you don’t know enough about America’s history.
September 11 by JohnnyBurger May 30, 2022

september 11

the sexiest, coolest, nicest & kindest, gorgeous, hottest, fucking amazing-est people were born on september.
Person A: yo when were u born

Person B: september 11!

Person A: holy shit man that’s amazing! i’m so jealous that you’re born on such a amazing day.
september 11 by calijk October 5, 2021

September 11 200Fun 

The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.

Window Washer: James Woods

Plane: David Spade
September 11 200Fun Script:

Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden

Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows

*Turns around and sees a plane*

Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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