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Fuck the Police
11 12 by OutlawSpun July 22, 2020
Representative of how it feels to have missed 11:11, but keeping in mind that it will come again in 12 hours
Fuck it’s 11:12. Now I can’t make a wish for the next 11 hours and 59 minutes
11:12 by Billiam Shakespeare December 9, 2019
The depressing moment when you realize you missed 11:11
Fuck! It’s 11:12!
11:12 by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
Like 11:11, but rather to tell the world that you have a thing for someone, you tell the world that your a fuckig idiot that screwed up a great relationship
“11:12”
11:12 by UrbANDicTIOnARrY?!? February 11, 2018

11/12 - year old upgrade 

This is for females:

When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.

WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!

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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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