Grumpet

A grumpy racist who mainly dislikes people of light skin.

"You better stop", the grumpet said.

That gator grumpet is always cap'n some none sense.

by V Willy September 11, 2019

Grumpet

A grumpy female. A female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.

Dawn is really being a Grumpet today!

by jimbor August 31, 2006

Grumpet

A female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy

Oh my god Chanel is being a major Grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.

by poopylongstockings September 12, 2006

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

Grumpet

A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006